Wednesday, September 4, 2013

A long time ago, I had a Live Journal account where I would post whatever was on my mind. I recently decided to start blogging again and wanted to start fresh, so here I am at Blogger. I don't know that my blog will interest anyone in particular but then this is something I'm doing just for me. It's partly intended to be therapeutic and partly for record-keeping. My memory can be terrible at times.

I've been out of practice for a while so I apologize for my rusty grammar. I do remember the difference between "your" and "you're", so that's something.

I played around in PhotoBooth and it spat out a distorted picture of me which I posted on this page. It's very artsy and mysterious. Enjoy. Every time I clicked the icon to take a picture a gnat would try to invite itself up one of my nostrils. Just one of the many joys of having 6 cats in the house, they bring lots of friends.

How to kick this off, I wonder? Well, as my description says I'm a college graduate working for peanuts at a factory job. It might have something to do with my funky degree: University Studies with emphasis in Elementary Education and Pre-Veterinary Medicine. Yeah, I change my mind a lot. It may also have to do with my poor social skills and inability to lie convincingly. I'm like a skittish little kitten with Wonder Woman's lasso of truth around my neck. It's a problem. Here's a fun example from one of my interviews:

Interviewer: So, do you read our monthly news letter?

Me: No, I pretty much put it straight in recycling.

The icing on the indecisive socially retarded cake? I also live in a somewhat small town with few opportunities for gainful employment. TLDR: I have a college degree with nothing to show for it.


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